General Chaos Haiku

General Chaos is a phenomenon accompanying the Trumps’ occupation of the White House.

Chaos increased its presence after the resignations of Generals James Mattis and John Kelly as National Security Adviser. Michael Flynn, Trump’s first person in that role, also paved the way for Chaos’s work today.

General Chaos has extensive experience both domestically and internationally. His name is inseparable from preventable calamities ranging from the slaughter of Native Americans to Russian pogroms and the Nazi Holocaust; to the Vietnam War; to dangerous climate change; and perhaps even the recent resurgence of 1980s fashion sense. 

His roots are Greek. Says General Chaos, “My name dates to the 15th century word khaos. It denotes a gaping void or chasm. That’s where my folks thrive.” 

- The Department of Fukiu​