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Trump gives the best gifts! Here's a 12 Days of Christmas parody from the Department of Fukiu.  On the twelfth day of Christmas
My POTUS gave to me Twelve months from Hell Eleven pipe dream lawsuits Ten lawyers a-lying Nine ladies a-suing Eight hours of insomnia Seven swampy traitors Six feet from people Five golden showers Four Seasons Landscaping Three ex-wives Too much to handle And some panic over finding PPE
A haiku for the GOP...
So, do you recall what was the deal the day America died?
Hint: There was a fuss about her emails! Here are eight minutes of quarantine distraction... American Pie by Don McLean.
Thinking of you,
The Department of Fukiu  When they go low, we go Shakespearean!
Shall I compare Trump to a Summer's Eve? He is the biglier douche - Department of Fukiu |