Lyrics Inspired by Paul Simon and Donald Trump Donald Trump frequently inspires fukiu. He's also inspired this catchy parody of "Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover." Thanks to Facebook fans who contributed new lines! We hope to incorporate your suggestions soon. "50 Ways to Leave Your Campaign"
The problem is that you’re unfit, as we all can see The answer is easy if you take it logically I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free There must be fifty ways to leave your campaign With some campaigns I’m not inspired to intrude But I see that reality’s being misconstrued And I don’t want America getting screwed There must be fifty ways to leave your campaign Fifty ways to leave your campaign Just slip out the back, hack Find a new con, Don You don't need to be coy, boy Just set yourself free Hop under a bus, wuss We don't need to discuss much Spare us the sleaze, please Just set yourself free It grieves me to see my grandma’s on your train I wish there was something I could do to make her hear again And then she too would appreciate if I’d explain About the fifty ways I say, now you and Putin sleep on it tonight And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light Go now and dream of ways to take your tiny hands aflight There must be fifty ways to leave your campaign Fifty ways to leave your campaign Avoid the debate, mate Make a new plan, man Choke on Mexican food, dude Just set yourself free Just slip out the back, hack Find a new con, Don You don't need to be coy, boy Just set yourself free Hop under a bus, wuss We don't need to discuss much Spare us the sleaze, please Just set us all free |
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