Tip: When your lover experiences failure, help repair the ego by shifting the blame.
- Department of Fukiu
Division of Domestic Harmony
Happy Valentine's Day, dear reader.
Need positive words for an ex? We hope this fukiu will do!
A flashback fukiu, this 17-syllable micropoem originally appeared in the 2014 book Fukiu.
Department of Fukiu
Alert! The Girl Scouts of America sell addictive substances for a limited time only.
When it happens: Schedules vary from troop to troop, but most underage cookie dealers start early in the year. Typically they work for six to eight consecutive weeks. January through April are the easiest months to score a stash for yourself or others. September is also a popular time for cookie street work.
What if you'd like to support Girl Scouts but don't want to eat their cookies because they're addictive like crack? Donate cookies! Twenty dollars gets five boxes delivered to US military members, a food pantry or other grateful recipient.
To find a cookie dealer near you, visit girlscoutcookies.org. You can also use the Girl Scout Cookie Finder app for iOS or Android.